A tech joke is never too far away, perhaps the person that coded this was pretty pissed at the time …

Seen in the wild

Warning: SQLiteDatabase::queryExec(): near “FUCKYOU”: syntax error in /opt/strac/debug_test.php on line 666

Creating this table is not allowed

CREATE TABLE Event_Staging_all (
  record_id INTEGER PRIMARY KEY,
  com_date TIMESTAMP NOT NULL DEFAULT CURRENT_TIMESTAMP,
  gps_date datetime NOT NULL DEFAULT '0000-00-00 00:00:00',
  imei BIGINT(20) NOT NULL,
  switch UNSIGNED INT(3) NOT NULL,
  event_id UNSIGNED INT(5) NOT NULL,
  latitude UNSIGNED INT(10) NOT NULL,
  longitude UNSIGNED INT(10) NOT NULL,
  IO UNSIGNED INT(3) NOT NULL,
  raw_data BLOB NOT NULL,
  sys_parsed INT(3) DEFAULT NULL,
  UNIQUE (imei,raw_data) ON CONFLICT FUCKYOU
);

I tried to IGNORE this from now on instead. Much better now. Zen.